Shocked bunny hit 100k notes! Damn that’s cool. Just an update I guess is there are no updates. Bland is the busiest man in the world and I am doing a few side things as well. We are busy people and will try to do a show soon, but just a heads up about whats happening. Jaffe out.
We are back and bi-coastal! About half of this episode is lost because I don’t have headphones on because they itch my ears, but it’s still some classic One Is Done. Totally classic. We discuss Michael Chiklis being unattractive, the election, video games and how to say horrible things in Italian! It gets pretty sexy on the Skype. Too bad I didn’t pay extra for the video recorder. I, Jaffe, drink some Kirkland brand Bourbon, with Diet Coke. And it’s delicious. I recommend you buy some Kirkland brand Bourbon. Please enjoy this show. Love, Jaffe and Bland.
Jaffe here. It will be a little bit until another episode due to Comcast not showing up with my cable because they said my apartment doesn’t exist. I may not be recording it, but there is still drinking happening.
We are Back! It didn’t take long for you, but I, Jaffe, am now on the West Coast in San Francisco. Our sound quality takes a big step up as Bland and myself use Skype to discuss his affinity for drinking port, new TV shows, the future of sex on film and John Leguizamo. It’s a gangbusters show, trust me! Bland is very inebreated in this show, and since he is alone in his apartment, he is pantsless and tips over a few times, but he is fine. Don’t worry about the crashing sound.
Come one, come all, for the last in person One Is Done for the foreseeable future. I, Jaffe, have relocated from New York to San Francisco and to celebrate my departure, as well as our tenth episode, we popped prosecco with Grammer and our friend Naomi. She is a bartender, so it makes perfect sense she joined us to pop bottles, discuss drinking, Chris Brown’s neck tattoo and the banana spider. Also ghost dick.As good a sendoff as anyone could ask for.
Today we have an episode so good, it got 3 high fives! This time, our topic is retro video games and we have two guests: Christina Troitino and Dan the Heel. And we figure out what a segue is! Yes, that’s really how you spell segue!
In this episode, we cover:
bon iver
fuckveal
Montell Jordan & Montel Williams
Helen Keller
Video games
Gamer girls
and Ron Zacapa is the drink of choice for the host. our guests keep it classy with 40s.
Pics of this episode’s guests. Dan the heel and Christina…the girl.
Sep 19
Tonight’s drink: Ron Zacapa. This rum’s got a kick.
Hello Friends,
Jaffe here. Bland usually does these write ups, but I was saddened to hear he has a life outside of the podcast and was otherwise occupied. We were joined by Bland’s good friend from school “Gustavo”. Gustavo and I enjoyed a bottle of Seven Tiki Rum. The rum is from Polynesia and tasted like vanilla. It works well straight up or with year old diet Pepsi. We discuss Jon Hamm’s penis and how photos of its outline are insanely huge. At the time, on the show, I thought it was fake. I later went and did some research, and…good for him and for the blonde lady from ‘24’. There is a lot more in there, but you know thats what you really want to hear about. Peace, good night, always buy American.
This episode is lady free! Those girls kind of destroyed the podcast equipment.
This time we discuss James Bond’s rape scene in Goldfinger, Todd Akin and the epic amount of stupid ass he is, Nielsen’s ratings system, and Fashion Night Out. Yeah, we continue to be the drunkest, most random podcast on the internet!
Our drink this time is a 12 year old bottle of Glenkinchie. Cost about $55 and is well worth it. Smooth, peaty taste that does NOT remind me of lemon cheesecake.
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“Todd Akin is the BP of the Senate.” Oh yeah and the kid from Jerry Maguire is ripped! Enjoy!